S.J.
'Athena' Review
Might do something rare in this intro and advise you to perhaps buy a seat belt for your chair, couch or bed, just so you're ready to go...
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S.J.
- Sep 4, 2022
Quick Reviews: 'Beast' | 'Where The Crawdads Sing'
BEAST This is certainly just a suggestion but when you have a large animal facing off with a guy who looks like Idris Elba, it wouldn't...
S.J.
- Sep 1, 2022
Quick Reviews: 'Official Competition' | 'Memory Of Water'
OFFICIAL COMPETITION Oh boy, haven't we all been waiting and yearning for a movie to finally be about, you got it, making a movie? Well,...
S.J.
- Aug 23, 2022
'Men' Review
Well, surely not all men, right? Either way, however you may identify, chances are that your date night won't have much of a happy ending...
S.J.
- Aug 13, 2022
'Not Okay' Review
Make sure you've got your Photoshop and nowadays unusable Instagram feed up to date because otherwise your topical influencer career will...
S.J.
- Aug 11, 2022
'Emily The Criminal' Review
Be poor, do crime. Wait hold up, don't actually take that advice, we would never encourage you to cheat a system that is cheating you, of...
S.J.
- Aug 4, 2022
'Bullet Train' Review
Ease your mind, bleed from your eyes, take a sip of your coffee, follow my voice and tell me what objects you can find and where you can...
S.J.
- Aug 3, 2022
'Prey' Review
Even before getting the words ''prequel to four other films in a franchise'' out you've probably started to look for an exit, but maybe...
S.J.
- Jul 28, 2022
Quick Reviews: 'A Love Song' | 'Firestarter'
A LOVE SONG Ah, isn't it good time to crank out some awful amp tones and jam some electric guitar, while you're also taking in the...
S.J.
- Jul 22, 2022
'The Black Phone' Review
What is this about The Black Phone? You might need to escape a child-kidnapping-and-murdering lunatic? As if you needed another reason...
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